English majors: Today we discuss the opportunity, and what an english major really is. I decided to express what I truly believe of an english major through slam poetry. 

English Major 

We are not masters with numbers, but bolting with comebacks. 

Walking dictionaries, talking books with hipster looks. 

Clumsy with our hands, but steady with our thoughts. 

Quick to know, but slow to judge. 

We are no chemist, but capable of masterpieces. 

The power to take two horrible things and make them desirable. 

Calm appearance , but boisterous inside our head. 

Easy to talk too, slow to figure out. 

We are no god or goddesses, but free writers.

We read, read, read and we write. 

Insane to most, yet humorous in one anothers company. 

Simply an english major.